Chemistry Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines quirkiness and intelligence? Gifts for chemistry critics are perfect for the scientific mind with a sharp sense of humor. Whether they're passionate about chemistry or love an amusing critique, you'll find something that makes them smile. From witty mugs to clever prints, these gifts celebrate their love for science and their critical spirit, adding a splash of humor to their daily routine.

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'There's not enough chemistry. I'm not hot and bothered. I'm hot, but I can't be bothered.'

'There's not enough chemistry. I'm not hot and bothered. I'm hot, but I can't be bothered.' mockup

'There's not enough chemistry. I'm not hot and bothered. I'm hot, but I can't be bothered.'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!' mockup

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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Herman Mankiewicz

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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Reading my Critics

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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Carbon Dating.

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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The Style of Elements

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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Scientists are sexy

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?' mockup

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

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Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.' mockup

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'" mockup

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team). mockup

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done. mockup

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

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Chemistry Critic Gifts Collection

Chemistry Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate chemistry critics’ love for humor and science—perfect for brightening up mornings.

Chemistry Critic Pillows

Discover pillows that add a humorous scientific touch to any living space—perfect for science lovers with a sense of humor.

Chemistry Critic Prints

Browse prints that showcase the clever humor of chemistry critics—great for decorating labs, offices, or homes with wit and style.

Chemistry Critic T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that capture the essence of chemistry critique—ideal for casual wear and making a humorous statement.