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'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Missing Easter Egg

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Horse meat scandal.

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Two men converse secretively

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'