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'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Missing Easter Egg

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Horse meat scandal.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Two men converse secretively

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

'Sir, we need your passport, driver's license, and Facebook name!'

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'