Cheese-loving Physicist Gifts

String Cheese Theory

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

The Running of the Brie

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Cheese Pile

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."