Foodie Physicist Gifts

Studying String Cheese Theory

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Artificial Isle

Modern Foraging Techniques...

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Hey, this is a big gamble for us, too. We've never hired a genetically-modified vegetable before!"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Mash-Test Dummies.