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String Cheese Theory

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Cheese Pile

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The worm that churned!