Cheerful Decor Seeker Pillows

Scarecrow

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Bathroom Fairy

Teapot

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Carnations.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Ship in a Bottle

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

My first Boyfriend.

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