Cheerful Decor Seeker Prints

Scarecrow

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

Bathroom Fairy

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

"How?"

Missing sock

Red in tooth and claw.

Ship in a Bottle

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Butt cracker"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'A Dust Cow'.

The Ugly Plant

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Unfinished business.