Cheeky Pest Lover Pillows

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

The Height of Impudence.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Library - Cats for Dummies.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

The King's New Robes.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Book ratings.

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Ass-teroids