Cheeky Wildlife Lover Pillows

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Eat me"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Koala

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"The unlucky lemming"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"