Sassy Wildlife Lover Pillows

Deer Crossing With Attitude

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Mother Duck.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Delivery!"