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Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

The Atomium Bombs

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'But what do you sell?'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'