Check-in Strategist Gifts

Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'