Charmers Of The Crowd Pillows

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Rosie Cheeks

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Meet the Plagiarist

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Popularist population.

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

Bath Juggler

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"