Charmers Of The Crowd Gifts

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Meet the Plagiarist

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Rosie Cheeks

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Snake Charmer

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

Popularist population.

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Bath Juggler

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star