Chaos Conjurer Of The Lawn Gifts

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Files.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

The Secret Life of Pens

Steadman - The Early Years.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'