Chaotic Landscaper Gifts

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

The Music Seed

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Industrial Beautification van

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Gone to seed.

"Here is your new planet."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The cat was there."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Keep Off The Plastic Grass