Chaos Cultivators Gifts

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Face painting.

Watering Money

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.