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"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

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'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Fishermen

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"He's a keeper!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Louis Pasteur

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'Boat Launch'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'