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Book Shop.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Bring out yer books!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost