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Don Quichotte

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Fishermen

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

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Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"I'm after the history section."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Remember to lash from the outside!

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'