Plot Adventurer Mugs

Don Quichotte

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Fishermen

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"It's going to be one of those days."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"I'm after the history section."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'