Novel Adventurer Mugs

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Book Sailing

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Time Machine Collision

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Bring out yer books!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Jack London

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Don Quixote

Coronavirus Windmills

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."