Plotline Adventurer Mugs

I'm so confused about Star Wars. Anakin Skywalker was good, then he turned into evil Darth Vader. It's just a movie, Timmy. It's important to remember that. Oh. What about Governor Cuomo. The dark side is powerful.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Tunnel of stormy love.