Channel Hopper Adventurer Mugs

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Fishermen

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"He's a keeper!"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Louis Pasteur

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'Boat Launch'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'They had a sale on electric green.'