Chandelier Swinger Pillows

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Hole in one!!!!'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Thanks God!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

"Nice putt."