Chandelier Swinger Mugs

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Tool Box

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Thanks God!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I hate sand traps."

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'