Chalice Collector Gifts

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Punt Cake

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Posh Easter Egg

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Bottletrees.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Hoarder."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Your shout!"

Do you like my bling?

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine of the Day Club

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Wine

"To toast!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."