Chalice Collector Pillows

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Punt Cake

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bottletrees.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Posh Easter Egg

"Hoarder."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Wine of the Day Club

"Your shout!"

Do you like my bling?

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Wine

'Red for me, please.'