Cerebral Celebrators Pillows

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Non-Denominational Carols

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Learning.

The wedding.

Tattoo - brain diagram

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

St David's Day

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Burn's Night.

Social Distance Seder

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

Professor Yomp gets in over his head at the think tank.

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Gone But Not Forgotten

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