Ceo Antics Appreciator Gifts

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"It appears they are in no hurry to start negotiating."

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

Middle Manager

Secretary

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

'I prefer intimidation to efficiency.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

'When you do get ahold of him, find out where all the money went.'

"Make yourself comfortable, Donaldson."

'Hey! Is that one of our pens?!'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."

"And this graph illustrates how our merger talks are going with Behemoth Industries."

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Three doors labelled 'CEO', 'CFO', and 'Eee Yi Eee Yi Oh'.

people standing in a briefcase.

'You need a marketing strategy!'

"Relax, we're cutting people, not perks."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'