Ceo Appreciator Gifts

Barack Churchill

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Hay Rides $10

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

Sue Perkins

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"How about we forget 'new and improved' and settle for 'new'?"

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Make yourself comfortable, Donaldson."

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"And this graph illustrates how our merger talks are going with Behemoth Industries."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'The customer is King'

'You need a marketing strategy!'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

Jack Ma

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Tony Fernandes

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."