Ceo Appreciator Gifts

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Hay Rides $10

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"How about we forget 'new and improved' and settle for 'new'?"

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Make yourself comfortable, Donaldson."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"And this graph illustrates how our merger talks are going with Behemoth Industries."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'The customer is King'

'You need a marketing strategy!'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

Yomp Trucking INC. My way or the highway (Sign on CEO's desk)

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

'I want you all to use Bloom here as a role model. His loyalty to this firm for nearly three weeks is inspiring.'

'I'd have my people call your people... but people are all in jail.'