Ceo Admirer Gifts

Tony Fernandes

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Christopher Nolan caricature

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

Hot Halloween Costumes

Abraham Lincoln

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Star Executive

Barack Obama

Microsoft Merger

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Winston Churchill.

Dalek gardening...

President Barack Obama

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

Jimmy Carr

It's all about the PR baby!

Position - Opposition