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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

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'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

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Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

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Barack Obama

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"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Winston Churchill.

President Barack Obama

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Barack Obama

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

It's all about the PR baby!

"I brake for all Police Cars."

John Adams