Ceo Admirer Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

Hot Halloween Costumes

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Star Executive

Barack Obama

Microsoft Merger

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Winston Churchill.

President Barack Obama

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

Barack Obama

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

It's all about the PR baby!

"I brake for all Police Cars."

John Adams