Merger Admirer Gifts

Microsoft Merger

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Bad hair day!

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

Supermarket Merge

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'The buildings are merging.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Red hot little combo

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'