Merger Admirer Gifts

Microsoft Merger

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Bad hair day!

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

'The buildings are merging.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Red hot little combo

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'