Centennial Celebration Gifts

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'I'm on century duty.'

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

A man looks up at the earth

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A very fine vintage

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"...but, seriously..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Proud Mum.

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'