Centennial Celebration T-Shirts

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'I'm on century duty.'

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pearly King and Queen

A man looks up at the earth

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

A very fine vintage

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"...but, seriously..."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Proud Mum.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Still crazy after all these years.