Millennium Celebration Gifts

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

'Thus the big party.'

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dating is so expensive...

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A very fine vintage

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Proud Mum.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Birthday!