Titanic Centenary Gifts

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Titanic iceberg auction

"...but, seriously..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Happy Anniversary!

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I can't believe we've been married for 10 years and you never told me you had another leg!"

"I want my husband to get two tattoos... One is August 5th, our anniversary, the other is my birthday!"

'I guess a facial hair removal kit isn't a good anniversary present.'