'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'
Anniversary Of Titanic Gifts
Looking for a unique way to honor the Titanic's anniversary? Our collection features witty and meaningful items inspired by the legendary voyage. Whether for a history lover, maritime enthusiast, or someone fascinated by famous tragedies, these gifts add a touch of humor and remembrance. From mugs to art prints, find something that resonates with their love of history and storytelling.
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'
'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'
Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.
Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .
Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.
Authorization for the Use of Farce
'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'
A senior moment.
"...but, seriously..."
Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas
Proxy War Redux
'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'
"He said his goal was to make it to 100."
"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."
Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...
Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot
'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'
"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."
'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'
'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'
It's academic
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"
'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''
Edwardians.
"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."
'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'
"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."
January and February 1998
"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."
Captain Tom Moore
Happy 100th Birthday
Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meet.
'I'm on century duty.'
"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."
Anniversary Of Titanic Gifts Collection
Anniversary Of Titanic Mugs
Discover our collection of Titanic anniversary mugs—perfect for history enthusiasts to remember the legendary voyage with a witty or respectful design.
Anniversary Of Titanic Pillows
Find Titanic-inspired pillows to commemorate the anniversary—an intriguing decor piece for maritime lovers.
Anniversary Of Titanic Prints
Browse Titanic anniversary prints—capture the historic voyage with artistic designs perfect for history buffs.
Anniversary Of Titanic T-Shirts
Explore Titanic-themed t-shirts—fun and meaningful apparel to celebrate the anniversary of this historic maritime event.