Space Achievement Anniversary Gifts

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Pearly King and Queen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I always cry at mergers."

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"So what do you do for a living?"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

Climbing to the moon...

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."