Space Achievement Anniversary Pillows

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Dating is so expensive...

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Regular service or affected?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Things I love about Powell River...

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"I always cry at mergers."

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"I propose we build a panic room."

Climbing to the moon...

"So what do you do for a living?"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'