Moon Landing Anniversary Pillows

Climbing to the moon...

Rocket to the Moon

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Pearly King and Queen

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Astronaut

First Contact

A senior moment.

Chinese space program.

"Great launch party"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Giant stomp.

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Space Debris

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Moon net.

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"