Anniversary Of Moon Landing Pillows

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Pearly King and Queen

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

First Contact

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...

A senior moment.

Rocket to the Moon

"Great launch party"

Proxy War Redux

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Moon net.

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"