Anniversary Of Moon Landing Prints

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Pearly King and Queen

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Astronaut

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

A senior moment.

Rocket to the Moon

"Great launch party"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Moon net.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

January and February 1998

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"