Space Mission Celebration Gifts

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Moon Lander

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Climbing to the moon...

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Rocket to the Moon

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Great launch party"

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Proud Mum.

Still crazy after all these years.

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

Astronaut

"Say bye-bye."

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

We are not alone!

Capsule airbag

I heart my bum.

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

First Cynic in Space

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'