Celebration Of Achievements Gifts

"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dancing Doctor

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."