Anniversary Of The Moon Landing Gifts

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Pearly King and Queen

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Astronaut

Rocket to the Moon

"Great launch party"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Proxy War Redux

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Moon net.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

January and February 1998

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

9/11 The Permanent Scar

I've had this scar for 10 years, and it still hurts. 9-11.