40th Anniversary Gifts

"Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there"

'Harvey and I have been together for forty years. Through thin and thick.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Gary turns 40.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Dating is so expensive...

Inside One's Memory Bank

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Ed's receding hairline!

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Sumo Love.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I propose we build a panic room."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

A senior moment.

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Your 40th? Well maybe if you're talking about the number of cans you've had!'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'