Anniversary Of Titanic Pillows

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

A senior moment.

"...but, seriously..."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

It's academic

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Edwardians.

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

January and February 1998

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

'I'm on century duty.'

Happy 100th Birthday

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meet.

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"